March 2012
annawintour:
thetumblrgangsta:
fffcuk:
i want to surgically remove my emotions
I WANT 2 SURGICALLY REMOVE UR BLOG
spacegroceries:
why did i divide sin by tan?
just cos
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February 2012
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Me: Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Him: I got food.
Me: Close enough
1612th:
i bet madonna was born on a leap day that’s probably why she thinks she’s 15
“I mean, I have the feeling that something in my mind is poisoning everything...”
– Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov (via lechatbotte)
someblackkid:
i know we dont talk anymore but i still check your blog every 3 minutes
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me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
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mormonhub:
OMFG
nuggits2:
wow i cant wait to see all the preteen 12 year olds sneak into project x in their DC skateboard sneaks and their aeropostle sweaters
stillllugly:
“im never eating again!”- she said while opening a new package of cookies
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Watchh0ttndanger0us:
WHAT THE FUCK IS LEAP YEAR? REBLOG IF U ARE WONDERING TOO.
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friend: marco
me: yolo
neneleakesweave:
reblog if your tabs are always like this! <3
annefranksgasmask:
miss bipolar is another one of my fave botdf sonngs because its about me self diagnosing myself with bipolar disorder
africans:
2004:
2012:
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nucleur:
chinese jokes are the funniest because theyre never wong
turningoveranewqueef:
People who answer texts with only a smiley face
africans:
we should just let these fruity young men continue to make gifs of themselves in the bathtub because eventually they’ll drop their laptops and be electrocuted and we can continue to evolve as a species its called natural selection