January 2012
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“freshmen are stupid and annoying”
– sophomores (via easybakemethlab)
December 2011
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a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove...
l7one:
I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god
kinothehousecat:
“How about you let me check out your blog.”
“It’s okay, I just wanna look at your blog.”
“It will be fun…”
“Shhhhh…”
tabonell:
just so everyone knows i will be changing my clothes between 11:59 and 12:00 tonight new year new me
imthedad:
We’ve got a whole year of these shitty “the world is going to end” jokes & nobody is immune. Strap in motherfuckers. It’s gonna be a long one.
mrskarp:
“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
phone: *lights up*
me: yay i have a new message
phone: *charging completed*
ier0:
my new year’s resolution is 1024x768
“new year, new me!!! :))”
– every slut’s status on new years (via 2nuns1bible)
mormonhub:
britneyjeanspearz:
2012 soon. O boii what a yr! U no What when da tyme changes 2 00:01 on da 1st of jan 2012 its gonna b one hell of a change, new me, new humahn beinng, new life:)! Say goodbye 2 da old me say hello to da new one. I will change. U watch me ♥ xxxxxoxxxxxoxxxx <3xX xxXX X
oh mY GOD
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evangerion:
mrcalifornia:
evangerion:
s[he]s preg[ran]t
he ran because shes pregrant. how inconsiderate of him.
jadderpillar:
everyone knows who actually runs every burn blog ever
“last friday of 2011”
– every single status on facebook (via bigtimerussian)
unsexes:
the word literally has become an unhealthy addition to my vocabulary
queermobile:
of the 40 people who identify as being sexually attracted to inanimate objects, how many do you think are white? all 40? or just 39
abwhoretion:
Tomorrow at midnight I’m kissing the barrel of a gun
nuggits2:
Last truth is of the year 2 O 1 1* <3 (:
lightbuld3:
my new year’s resolution is to lose 100% of my weight so i stop existing
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